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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Put Your Paws Up

I have a question.
Do you think musicians who sing the love songs that make you want to cry in your car then go run slow-mo in a field of wildflowers are really as romantic in real life as they are in those tunes? Sorry. Ne-yo is all up in my headphones and making a girl think. Cuz he clearly wants to love me until I learn to love myself.

Speaking of loving myself,  I made a very exciting purchase for moi last week. This purchase was for something I haven't done since I was a teenager, but have always wanted to do as an adult. This purchase ended up being for something I never expected. Guys. Its GAGA! Yes, its true, I bought tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.

I'm going to level with you here. I am not a HUGE Gaga fan. I am by no means a creature or monster or whatever the eff she calls her fans. I definitely like her music, but I probably wont know every word to every song and I will know none words to the songs that have not been on the radio. HOWEVER, I am convinced this show is going to be incredibly entertaining. How could it not be?!

When my friend asked me if I wanted to go with her I was all, "frick yeah, but I'm only going if we wear dresses made of meat and show up in an alien egg." She laughed awkwardly and thought I was kidding. I was not.




So now we have to find me a costume that is outrageous and awesome. As long as my hoo-ha and chesticles  aren't flopping in the wind, nothing is off limits. I'm welcoming all suggestions. So far the following are on my wish list:


Hair bow. A must for Gaga riiiight?

Where else but Gaga??

I realize the relevance of grillz to Gaga is non-existent but, like I told you, I'm a gangster. I can't think of anywhere else I could wear one, so I'm just going to take this opportunity and run with it.

Word to the wise. NEVER google "disco stick" or "rhinestone bodysuit". Just trust me on this one.



5 comments:

  1. Those shoes freak me out. Like a lot. They make me think of Narnia.

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  2. I think you definitely need that bow! I have heard her concerts are SO fun!

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  3. Now I want to google Discostick and rhinestone bodysuit...but I'm scared, and won't. But, I really want to.

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  4. When I worked in an office I'd take flip flops or cute flats to work to wear on my lunch break or when I went out on errands and had to walk around town a little...
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