Monday, October 29, 2012

Leopard Print Woes & Sequins Wounds

I'm wearing a leopard blouse today. Is that too much? I usually throw in my love for the LP (leopard print) subtly with a skinny belt, shoes, or purse, but today I went for the whole enchilada. I can't decide if I look stylish or like a Real Housewife of Orange County. I need some chick co-worker friends so I can get a female opinion because my one work friend is a boy and he walked into my office and said, "oh hey, cheetah girl." Cheetah Girl? The effing Raven-Symone Disney disaster?! Shit. This is clearly not a date blouse.

What do we think? Too much?

I'm not going to lie, I originally bought this thang for my Halloween costume this weekend. I was just going to shove as much leopard print on my body as possible and scream "Spice up your life!" in an English accent in people's faces until the we're horrified enough to realize I was, indeed, Scary Spice. Well, as it turns out, my leopard blouse was dubbed too conservative so we opted for a sequins tank that cut the sheeeeet out of my arms. Sequins are no joke people. They are life ruiners. Those bitches rubbed me raw. 

I am sorry that I am THE WORST at remembering to take pictures, so I only have this one photo. Its a horror show. I'm way to committed to my character and the Scary Spice horns didn't look good on Mel B., let alone on me. So feel very lucky that I'm sharing this friends because when I sent it to my mother her response was, "Oh. You are scary."

I picked up so many dudes that night.

Keep in mind I'm also trying to cut back on my boozing, so I was SOBER through this whole "situation". Regardless of the sequin death rubbing, horned hair-do, and caked on makeup the Halloween party was so much fun and I soberly raged until 3AM, resulting in me not getting out of bed yesterday. Ultimate shame.

On the MOST exciting note of the Irish are 8-0!!! What an amazing win over Oklahoma, I think I'm still on the victory high!

My best friend Kathleen's BF called her out for snoozin' through the biggest game of the season! But its okay, we still love her ;)

Happy Monday lovahs :)


  1. Perfect outfit. A co-worker of mine had a sequined purse today that I thought was OUT of this world awesome!

  2. Hey there pretty girl! That guy had no idea what he was talking about!! I love that top, super cute! you made a fabulou scary spice love it! you can always message me if you need fashion adivce i would love to help! By the way i nominated you for a liebster award check out my latest blogpost for details! Love your blog it always cracks me up!


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  4. 1. I love LP!!! 2. The cheetah girl comment is hilarious, but I LOVE the blouse!!! I bought a new LP blouse yesterday. 3. I love that you channeled your inner Spice Girl. It was my first concert ever as a pre-teen/teenie-bopper!!! :)

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  6. Just stumbled across your blog and I definitely do NOT think that the leopard is too much! I actually wore something pretty similar to this today (same color and everything... Only difference was mine was a cardigan!) Love your halloween costume! What an awesome idea and I think you rocked it pretty well! Glad you were able to rage till 3 am sober (good for you except i'm not sure how you were able to stay up that late sober! haha!)