Are blogging hiatuses allowed when you first start off? I'm guessing probably not.
Hopefully all of you didn't forget about me.
I'm still here. Just unplugged for a few days.
I know you're all SUPER disappointed to you didn't get to hear about what I'm thankful for.
I assure you it would be along the lines of the same ole stuff you hear everyday from me.
Alcohol, trashy television, 4-inch platform heels, men in football pants.
Thanksgiving was a dream. My family makes me happier than R. Kelly at the urologist.
I think I just managed to get the red wine stains off my lips.
My flight was delayed 20348203840284028340284 hours trying to get to Chi-town. I may or may not have cried out of frustration. I was so delirious once I got to my family I cried again. Then took fug selfies with my cousins.
Then I suffocated my sweet Bubba with Auntie love. And cried some more.
My cousins who are younger and MUCH cooler than I made us take a "Power Point" photo. I don't get it. I just do what I'm told. Looks like we're recruiting folks into the OCclan. Not many survive that family induction.
We. Saw. Twilight. And I cried some more.
I also drank a liter of diet coke. Straight Super Troopers style.
AND I got to watch my Irish get a win to GO TO THE....
Not mad at it.
I hope you all had a wonderful holiday with your family. Only 24 more days for this girl until I get to see mine again! Weeee!!