In what EFF'd world do I gain pounds the week I went to the gym 5-6 days a week and spent my whole life on a treadmill, but the week I sit on my lazy ass and do not a damn thing I drop the lbs like it aint no thang?
This is not fair and beyond frustrating.
My mom/my best friend/my sisters are all suggesting that I'm not eating enough calories to supplement my workouts so my body is doing a death grip on my pudge. So I have to eat more to lose more? That seems so counterintuitive to me.
I want to do this the healthy way, but I also need to start seeing some results if I'm going to make this lifestyle change. I know me, I will fall off this veggie-filled wagon and the fat-kid inside me will win.
It doesn't help when Qdoba is not supportive of my goals and emails me this shit.
For the love.
Lets also discuss the fact that I am a masochist and the hungrier I am the more I watch Triple D marathons on Food Network. I'm a sick eff.
P.S. If anyone knows how to get Guy Fieri's job, please let me know.