Nervous Voms

Holy shitballz.  Tonight is the night. I've been feeling like I'm going to vomit for a week now. Is it 7 yet? I'm wearing gold pants at work.  I'd love to say they look hawt, but colored pants on my lovely lady lumps just draws attention to...my lovely lady lumps.

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about...tonight, the love of my life, Notre Dame football, plays for the National Championship.

I haven't even been able to focus enough to blog. This is all I can muster after like 7 days of nothing.  If I don't die of cardiac arrest tonight, I will be sure to fill you all in on my life haps this week.  Pray for an Irish victory everyone.

Our hearts forever love thee Notre Dame.